Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Where's my baby??

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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