- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

once you go black your credit goes wack

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Terry has ebola

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What fires shots? A gun

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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