- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Balls

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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