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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Robert Mugabe.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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