Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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