- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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