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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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