- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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