- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

This is my favorite antijoke.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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