- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Well this is pointless.....

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