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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

knock knock whose there? my penis.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

get in the car.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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