- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Christ is a conspiracy

Pickles are powerful

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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