- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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