- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Christianity.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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