Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Ehh

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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