- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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