why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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