- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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