Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

wael.. nuff said

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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