Why was the man sad His got raped

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

my wife out of the kitchen

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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