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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Obama walks into a hospital....

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.