- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Urban ghettos

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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