- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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