- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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