- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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