- Anti Joke

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.