- Anti Joke

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

You bumder!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her