- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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