- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Chris Bosh's neck

Caca.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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