- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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