- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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