My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

women's rights

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Women can vote? wtf

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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