- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

im not black, im Joseph Kony

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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