Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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I love alchohol!

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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