Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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