- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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