- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Eric is gay Ha

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