How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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