A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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