- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

what's white and sticky semen

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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