- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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