- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

batman farted so hes retarded

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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