-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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