- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Anyone can post anything.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Barack Obama plays basketball

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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