What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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This sentence is a lie.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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