- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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