- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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