- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Once upon a time

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Pianos.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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