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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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