- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

An Asian with a big dick.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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