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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Asian women drivers...

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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