Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Religion.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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