- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

BOTTOM!!!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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