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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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