- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

The NBA and womens sports

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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