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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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