- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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