How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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