What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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HEY!

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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ur gey

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Homo say what?

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Jovan

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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