Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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osama bin laden is dead

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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