Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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sadf

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matt is fat

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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