- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Sex education in Texas.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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