- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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