- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Japan

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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