- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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