- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

women's rights.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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