- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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