- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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every knight i see an owl at window

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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