Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

The Labour Party.

You were born.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

whats a joke

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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scientology.

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