- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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