How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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