- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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