- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A dog was barking at a tree

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??