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I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Error 37.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Error 37.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Error 37.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...