- Anti Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

poop.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue