A bar walks into a man

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what are you mike bibby?

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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