What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

poop.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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