What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Badabing.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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