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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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