- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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