- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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