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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I woke up today

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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