- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How old are you? 7

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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