- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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