- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

a skinny sumo wrestler

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