Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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this is not a drill.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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I need to start studying.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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