- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Caca.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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