- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Rebecca Black's career.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

world society

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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