- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Rebecca Black.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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