What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was the gay guy sad?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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