A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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