- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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