how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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