Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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