- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How old are you? 7

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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