- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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