Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Penis.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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