-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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