People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Penis

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What does water smell like? water.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Turkeys are obese

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