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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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