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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut