The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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okay so theres this guy.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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hi joshua

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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