Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

cats are pussies

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what's the difference between a duck?

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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